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petra ([personal profile] petra) wrote2025-11-09 07:20 pm

All Aspiring Poets: Learn This One Neat Trick

Ever wondered how I churn out so much rhyming poetry?

Meet my beloved RhymeZone.com, extensive rhyming dictionary.

Also endorsed by Florence Welch and Seth Meyers, quite recently, in a charming interview.
petra: Text: "Gotta be one around here somewheres. Try the liberal call, boy." (Bloom County - Liberal Call)
petra ([personal profile] petra) wrote2025-11-08 10:11 am
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US Politics: SNAP - Justice Jackson does something that looks conservative - explainer linked

Waking up to the news that the SCOTUS had issued a stay, pausing the lower court's requirement that SNAP be fully funded, really made my rage spike first thing in the morning. Then I learned that it was Justice Jackson (D) acting unilaterally, and I was confused as all fuck.

This Substack has an attempt at an explanation that makes it make sense: Justice Jackson issued the stay for right now on partial funding to pressure everyone -- lower courts & SCOTUS -- to come to a final decision on full funding faster.

I am so pissed off that millions of people can't buy food because of this stupid political keep-away game, but at least there is a method to the apparent madness of Liberal Justice Stays SNAP Payment Order. Mind you, it's goddamn complicated, so the chances of anyone in the media explaining it clearly in a soundbite aren't great.

As the courts battle it out, people in the US are going hungry, and food banks and food pantries are stressed to the breaking point. If you make a donation of at least 25 USD to a food bank or food pantry, you can prompt me to write for you. Please flood my inbox with requests!
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duskpeterson ([personal profile] duskpeterson) wrote2025-11-08 08:55 am

FIC: Royal chapel (Tempestuous Tours)

Not to be confused with the royal sanctuary, the current royal chapel is a small room off the reception chamber. Visitors are more than welcome to enter here while awaiting the Jackal or his High Lord, but they are asked to maintain a reverent atmosphere.

Quite deliberately, the royal chapel is not dedicated to any one god or goddess. Instead, it is intended as a place where visitors may revere whoever or whatever they hold highest.

To aid in this reverence, the small chapel - barely big enough for four people to stand in - is crammed with sacred objects from around the world.

Directly above the tiny altar are the masks of the Seven Gods and Goddesses of Koretia. These are used as an aid to prayer by Koretians, who touch the masks during their worship. Visitors are asked not to touch the masks unless they wish to pray to the Koretian gods and goddesses. In particular, one of the masks belongs to the Jackal himself. Parents may wish to distract their children at this point, for some young children find the Jackal's mask especially frightening.

A nearby fipple flute is a gift of the lately deceased Royal Bard of Daxis. Although the harps played by bards are Daxis's most sacred instrument, ordinary Koretians play simpler instruments to their goddess the Song Spirit, such as the fipple flute.

At the other end of the chapel, sitting on a table, is an open copy of The International Law, whose roots lie in the Chara's law. The purpose of the International Law is to keep harmony between the Three Lands. The book was given as a present by the late Chara of Emor; this particular volume is specially scribed, with many beautiful illustrations of scenery in the Three Lands.

A tapestry hanging on the wall is a recent donation from the Duke of the Hunting Federation on the eastern mainland. It shows the blood-lineage of the Duke, all the way back to the earliest years of the eastern mainland. As I need not tell any visitor from the eastern mainland, eastern mainlanders regard blood-lineages as even more hallowed than Koretians and Daxions do. This deeply sacred object is intended as a gift of friendship between the Hunting Federation and the Three Lands.

Finally, on a small ledge you will find a tiny set of northern animal sculptures, carved by Arpeshian artists. The carvings are intended to represent the faiths of the people of Emor's Dominion of Arpesh, as well as the the people of the northern mainland nations. Like northern mainlanders, Arpeshians venerate animals, but unlike the northern mainlanders, Arpeshians direct their veneration toward works of art such as this.

Visitors who have studied the political divisions of the Great Peninsula often ask why the chapel contains no objects from Emor's Dominion of Marcadia. The absence is deliberate. Until very recently, Marcadians were forbidden by Emorian law from worshipping their own gods. Although that prohibition has been lifted in the most recent Emorian edition of the Chara's laws, it is likely to be many years before the Marcadians are able to re-establish contact with their gods. Until that time, their wretched state of spiritual emptiness is represented by the lack of Marcadian sacred objects in this chapel.

[Translator's note: The Marcadians' quest for their gods can be found as a subplot in Empty Dagger Hand.]

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petra ([personal profile] petra) wrote2025-11-07 09:44 pm
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AO3 Meme

Thanks to [personal profile] jenab and [personal profile] senmut!

As of today, with 1325 works:

1. What rating do you write most fics under?

General Audiences - 623; Teen and Up - 274 is the second, which is not even close.

2. What are your top 3 fandoms?
DCU (292)
Star Wars (187)
Cabin Pressure (64) (almost all limericks from Sept 2025)
Honorable Mention: Slings & Arrows (63), which is at least not all five-line poetry

3. What is your top character you write about?
Obi-Wan Kenobi (137)
Bruce Wayne comes in second at 131 but I never did a Kinktober in DCU fandom, and I've done two in Star Wars mostly-Prequels fandom.

4. What are the 3 top pairings?
Obi-Wan Kenobi/Anakin Skywalker (85)
Dick Grayson/Bruce Wayne (43)
Padmé Amidala/Anakin Skywalker (22)
Padmé Amidala/Obi-Wan Kenobi/Anakin Skywalker (21)
Gene Hunt/Sam Tyler (20) (included for variety)

5. What are the top 3 additional tags?
Drabble (474)
Limericks (202)
Poetry (85)
You don't get a non-format one till Identity Porn (22), Psychic Wolves (19), and Oral Sex (18).
petra: CGI Obi-Wan Kenobi with his face smudged with dirt, wearing beige, visible from the chest up. A Clone Trooper is visible over one shoulder. (Obi-Wan - Clones ftw)
petra ([personal profile] petra) wrote2025-11-07 03:23 pm

Yet Another Limerick - Star Wars isekai

The rumor that I posted this one just to be able to tag it is False; the things I will do for Jack and Té are numerous.

In which Obi-Wan is a tortoiseshell cat (27 words) by Petra
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Obi-Wan Kenobi/Whomever It May Concern
Characters: Obi-Wan Kenobi
Additional Tags: Limericks, Isekai and Transmigration, Animal Transformation, Obi-Wan Kenobi is a Pussy, Obi-Wan Kenobi has a pussy, Cat Obi-Wan Kenobi
Summary:

Obi-Wan gets isekai'ed into a kitty cat and gets laid.

elayna: (Steve Rogers)
elayna ([personal profile] elayna) wrote2025-11-06 09:55 am

Fannish Fifty #36: Tom Holland omg

I had read at some point that he played Billy Elliot in the stage musical, but I hadn't seen any of it. Came across this today. Tom Holland always looks young to me, but omg, such a baby! But so talented! It's no wonder he's so amazing with the physicality of Spider-Man, considering this was his big break.

elrhiarhodan: (Qui/Obi)
elrhiarhodan ([personal profile] elrhiarhodan) wrote2025-11-06 03:56 pm

Star Wars Fic and Meta - From All The Spaces Between Times - Chapter 62

Title: From All The Spaces Between Times
Chapter: Chapter 62 — The Longer I Live, The Greater Grows My Art of Forgery
Author: [personal profile] elrhiarhodan / [tumblr.com profile] elrhiarhodan / [archiveofourown.org profile] elrhiarhodan
Fandom: Star Wars, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars — Obi Wan Kenobi (TV), Star Wars — Jedi Apprentice Books
Characters Obi-Wan Kenobi, Qui-Gon Jinn, Shmi Skywalker, Anakin Skywalker, The Force as a Sentient Character, Watto, Quinlan Vos, Padmé Amidala, Sabé, Darth Maul, Yoda, Mace Windu, Adi Gallia, Quinlan Vos, Professor Huyang, The Force, Plo Koon, Vokara Che, Siri Tachi, Aayla Secura, Bant Eerin, Bruck Chun, Xanatos du Crion, Sheev Palpatine | Darth Sidious, Hego Damask II | Darth Plagueis, Komari Vosa, Bail Prestor Organa, Bail Antilles Prestor, Rael Averross, Nim Piana, Ahsoka Tano, Sifo-Dyas, Reva Sevander, Lene Kostana (mentioned), Savage Opress, Original Characters, Other Characters To Be Added
Pairings: Obi-Wan Kenobi & Shmi Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi & Qui-Gon Jinn, Padmé Amidala/Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan/Qui-Gon Jinn (yes, we’re arrived)
Word Count: ~ 6000 this chapter
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Some heavy Qui/Obi petting and discussion of their future relationship towards the middle of the chapter.

Summary: Obi-Wan Kenobi has never known it, but he has always been the Force’s Champion, destined to suffer infinite sadness in defense of the Light. On his last turn on the wheel, responsibility for The Chosen One, the false child of prophecy, had been thrust upon him with no warning, and Darkness held the upper hand.

But this time, the Force has marshaled its power and will protect its Champion until the time is right, no matter how long Obi-Wan has to wait and how much he has to suffer.

Or,

Obi-Wan is reborn as a twelve-year old.

He wakes up on a slavers’ ship, with all of his prior life’s memories intact, and he’s bound for Tatooine with a Force-inhibitor collar around his neck, a bomb implanted in his spine, and no way of knowing what state of the Galaxy is in.

Just another day in the life of the Force’s Champion.

Chapter Summary: Obi-Wan waits patiently for the furor to die down and explains in simple words just how he intends to approach a potential Sith master in his own lair. The Council has to admit that Kenobi has his shit together and knows what he’s doing.

Of course he does, he’s the Force’s Champion and has no intention of becoming actual Sith-bait.




From All The Spaces Between Times — Chapter 62 — The Longer I Live, The Greater Grows My Art of Forgery (On AO3)


Meta — The Longer I Live, The Greater Grows My Art of Forgery )
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elayna ([personal profile] elayna) wrote2025-11-06 10:47 am

Scouts BSA

Younger nephew put this together... I'm really kinda amazed what the kids can do. I was in Video Production in high school, it was a Big Thing and I really enjoyed it, but what we created was definitely a lot simpler. Or at least, not near as tightly edited. Just one minute, quick to watch.

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elayna ([personal profile] elayna) wrote2025-11-06 09:09 am

Fannish Fifty #35: Rewatching Star Trek... still going

So once again, I have let it get to November, still having 15 FFs to go... oops!

I'm still slowly rewatching Star Trek, now on ST:TNG season 7. And it's making me think of Trek's wokeness, and whether it's the characters or the audience learning the lesson, and when to my mind, Trek fails.

Like TOS episode The Cloud Minders, and Kirk physically makes the prime minister mine rocks, releasing the toxins, and making the PM realize the damage being caused, leading to an overhaul of the social system and social equality. Ultimate wokeness, the characters realize the bad that's happening and fix it. Yay!

Whereas TOS Let That Be Your Last Battlefield, the characters never accept that the racial division in their society is stupid and destructive, and the Enterprise leaves them to have their last fight. But IIRC, there's a certain amount of Kirk and the crew going, "OMG what?!? People used to believe this sort of stupid ideology but we've outgrown it!" Clearly the lesson is meant for the 1960's audience struggling with racial issues and telling them to do better. Yay wokeness!

So I watched ST:TNG Thine Own Self, which I didn't even remember. Data goes to a planet to retrieve radioactive rocks but loses his memory. The pre-space technology villagers take him in, but get sick from the rocks. Data recovers enough of himself to fix them, but they fear him and the illness he has caused and 'kill' him (he gets better). And it's... the characters don't learn anything. The villagers are satisfied that they've killed the scary visitor and that cured the illness he brought. One young girl is bummed. Crusher and Riker retrieve Data's body and learn two sentences about what's happened. Once restored, Data has forgotten his entire visit.

People can get scared and be shitty to strangers. I guess the audience learns that? I was in my 20s when ST:TNG aired, I was already plenty old enough to have that learned that lesson.

At this point I'm not going to go back and review all the ST:TNG eps, I need to move on to trying Discovery again, but I feel there were too many episodes that were just... yeah, people can be shitty but the Enterprise crew does what they need to do and then they leave. Yes, TOS can be overly simplistic and obvious, but ST:TNG can make me feel blank, not like I've seen something deep and meaningful.

Anyway, I got no final conclusion, just a ... I think it's interesting when a show is trying to get a message across and how that is communicated and who learns it.
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missizzy ([personal profile] missizzy) wrote2025-11-06 09:22 am
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(no subject)

I finished watching the wedding shot this morning. I thought it would be a little strange to watch, since I don't think I'll ever truly be a Fjorester shipper. (Although man, you can't help but melt at the real life-related details. Travis Willingham has now gone from swearing he'd never roleplay romance to writing *that* speech.) But I'm now kind of stunned at how it felt to watch that one shot when you've shipped one Caleb Widogast with Jester and Essek both.
Because seriously... )